The life of a Rescue Buddy.

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Corn hand....

Look at what my little human brother made at daycare today. Mom was going to put it on Evie like Zach's Mom.

A struggle ensued.

Lily won...but Mom got it away from her.

The hand didn't fare so well.

tee hee. M-the-V

Mom says I have to apologize to Lily and to you all for my last post. It wasn't nice. She would like me to point out, sigh, that while I don't like Lily, she is the only one I follow around the yard and pee on top of her pee. Mom says that is because I don't want the bears to get her. I guess...sheez...she is a bear, I would think the bears would be afraid of her. But I guess I'm not allowed to be mean, since this is Mom's computer. M-the-V

Rebuttal...

Lily you stupid, ignorant beotch. You are simply Princess of Foreign Objects In Your Poop.

Do you see what I have to deal with?

M-the-V

Monday, October 09, 2006

Household revolt...

My name is Lily. It has come to my attention that my so-called-brother, Max, has been defaming me in public utilizing this blog. As he is currently outside enjoying a nice evening, and I am being loyal to my mom by staying by her side, I'd like to set the record straight. I am not evil, stupid or fat. Clearly you can see by my picture that I am a intelligent, happy, FLUFFY girl. Sure I've been known to pull his tail, shred toilet paper, magazines and eat money, I feel that this is my inate right as a Samoyed who is denied the right to work as my breed was meant to do. The fact that I don't like snow, the outside or exercise is beside the point. Afterall, I was bred to provide warmth and clothing too...and I'm a great sleep buddy and shed as much as possible should my mistress choose to spin my fur into yarn and knit a nice sweater for the boys.

I've asked my sisters and new brother to provide me some backup.

Hi, I'm Evie. Everything that Lily says is true. Absolutely, course everything Max says is true. Now do you have any small furry creatures who need mothering?