Out of solitary confinement...

Well Mom invited me to sleep on her bed last night. It was boys only with Duncan, Poo and me. Harry wasn't included cause he wasn't supposed to still be with us.

You were all right, Mom did forgive me, but she still is limping just a bit. And I still feel pretty bad. Duncan got to go for a long car ride with Mom and she didn't take me cause she was mad at me.

M-the-sad

I'm in trouble...

Mom says I'm in going to be living in the dog house for a while. I'm not sure what that means, but I guess she is pretty mad. You see, Lily stole some food out of a bowl and when Mom grabbed her to put her in the cage she got mad and tried to pick a fight with me. So I got ticked and started barking back...then I went and grabbed Mom slipper to punctuate my position with neck breaking, only...Mom's foot was in the slipper. I ended up draging my canine tooth along the top of her foot and hurting her.

I feel really bad...and I was going to post about some good news...but Mom says I can't have computer time right now...(sniff)

M-the-Pathetically Sorry

The Lambshank redemption...

Or How Maxey spent his birthday. A narrative by M-the-V

My day started out pretty good. Mom gave me some extra treats for breakfast. A whole slice of cheese to myself.

But then I found out that Sunshade had dumped me for another Airedale.

I was a little upset.

But then Miss Shannon came over to let me and the rest of the doggies outside at lunchtime. I love Miss Shannon, and she likes me best anyway.

Then Miss Amy came by and you know what she DID!

YES, she put HARRY in a crate! HARRY!

When Mom came home we all went outside for a potty break and then had dinner.

After the kids went to their father's house Mom put me in the car.

JUST ME!

and do you know where she took me dear canids?

Mom took me to Pet Supplies Plus!

But as an added plus she didn't make me go inside. I don't really like going inside and always insist on riding in the cart.

When she returned she had a HUGE LAMB BONE!

AND she didn't have bones for anyone else!

JUST ME!

So there I was gnawing on a juicy raw lamb bone, riding around with my mom.

Getting my ears rubbed as I gnaw a lamb bone. It doesn't get any better.

But then Mom stopped at a house and after a few minutes and put a little blue merle Aussie girl in the back. She is very pretty.

Mom had to transport her a little ways. She was very nervous. When we got to the house, she was running in the fenced backyard and wouldn't come in the house. So Mom got me out of the car to help her understand. She did, cause I'm good at that. Plus I really liked her, she was impressed with my handsome tri-ness. Her name is Lola. They gave us lots of treats to help get her more comfortable. I like treats.

Anyway, Mom and I headed home. I was rather bored with the lamb bone by now so I just positioned myself for lots of strokes and scritches. When we got home Mom threw my bone in the backyard. But Lily found it and took it inside. Then Evie got it....then Duncan...then Fanny took off with it.

So today I was looking for it. I looked in the toy bin.

Nope.

I looked in Harry's cage.

Nope.

I looked in the Wookie's cage and box bed. (He chose the bed himself, Mom tried to get something nice for him.)
Nope.

Then I went to Mom's room and checked under the bed. That is where Fanny likes to hide.

I found Fanny (can you see her looking creepy in the picture?)
But now lamb bone.

I found my cat, Schnitzel, there. He looks mean, but he isn't. He helped raise me when I was a young pup.

But no lamb bone.

Look at this mess! Obviously Mom has been slacking on her cleaning duties under the bed. I see a chewed up sippy cup. A chewed up slipper, a Little Person and...

HEY! THERE ARE PIECES OF MY LAMB BONE.

FFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNYYYYY!

My birthday isn't even cold .... I get no respect. M-the-V

It's my BIRTHDAY!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO! I'm 6!!!!!

They say it's my birthday!!dadadaadada
It's my birthday too-hoo!

Mom says she is getting me a bone tonight!!


More later!!!

M-the-V

ps I have my best friends tag on!!

Visions of Halloween..

Here are my boys...they traded costumes

The boss' dog, Diamond. He's a firefighter

The boys' pumpkins they carved tonightLucy mom's friend's dog. She's a devil.
Mom went to work as a serial killer. Pretty lame if you ask me. And no, she didn't win the $50 prize, that went to Raggedy Ann. bahahahha

Mom is gonna be a little ticked at me for posting this terrible picture of her...she was trying to look scary. It kinda worked! bahahahha M-the-V