Today I proved my worth, again. Mom and the human brothers were at Nana's house. They came rushing home and said a bad storm was coming in. High winds, thunder, lightening and hail. Naturally, I wasn't worried. I'm an expert at scaring storms away.
The sky darkened and the thunder started. I watched and waited for the perfect time, just whent he storm wasn't looking.
I swung into action! I barked, I bared my teeth, I growled, and I broke the neck of mom's favorite shoe.
The rain slowed and stopped. My dear canid friends there was no hail, no high winds and no flooding.
I kept watch for a while to make sure it didn't try and sneak back. Gotta protect the family. My mom said I was a good boy. But she also thought I was just trying to impress my girlfriends Flossy and Sunshade. Hard not to impress when you are this impressive.