Friday, October 13, 2006

Toy discipline...lesson no. 1

Lesson no 1
Notice the dramatic head snapping. Of course, I've slowed down the action so my students can properly see my technique. Now you'll notice that I'm using Mom's shoe to demonstrate, please don't try this at home. I insist that my students start with some of their smaller toys. Please let me know your progress and any questions you may have.

M-the-Professor

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Excellent technique!

Bussie Kissies
Buster

Sunshade said...

OH Maxey, man of my heart!!! If we can ever get together, I think we could rule the world - no big waves, no scaaaawie thing, no EVIL hose, and lots and lots of broken turkey necks...hehe!

You know, I caught one squirrel before in mum's school, and I shook it just like you did in the video in front of everybody, and mum told me to DROP, so I did, and the squirrel plopped to the ground.... I was SOOO proud of myself you know.

Love from your particular friend,
Miss Sunshade

Boo Boo said...

WOW .... I must learn this !!

But I doubt my humans will be too happy about it .... But who cares !! DOGS RULE !!!

Anonymous said...

Wow, you are one tough dog Max! I just walk around with my stuffed bone and pull the stuffing out once in a while.

If I try this technique I have to remember to stay away from mom's new shoes. If I were to chew on those I would be in the doghouse for sure!

JustMeCopper said...

Yes you can link to my blog! I was trying to link to your today when my mouse froze up. I have tried that "breaking the neck" technique myself but you do it really nicely. By the way, is it Maximillian or Maximilliam? M or N?

Anonymous said...

Awesome technique! One of my favorites !!

Ivy said...

wowie max! even sloweded down your moves are so fast and masterful! no toys are safe from your breakneck speed!

of corse you can link to my bloggy if you wanna. no problemo!

Jay said...

Hey Maxi, J said you can chew her shoes anytime. She needs every excuse she has to get new shoes. I'm not a shoe chewer. Maybe I should learn so that she can get new shoes everytime. hiak hiak hiak

Maximillian the Valliant said...

Thank you to my adoring fans!

Buster thanks for the praise, I'm glad to see there are other experienced handlers out there.

My sweet Sunny, I have no doubt you and I could rule the world. I caught and killed a bird once, but my mom was so horrified I've been more secretive since. Birds have no right to fly over my yard. Your bunny hunting video inspired me.

Bond and Boomer, stick with program and I'll teach you all I know. Your Moms will be very impressed.

Copper keep working at it...more videos to come. After all you have the S/R on your side...you just need to work on your finishing.

Zach you need to practice this more with your mom's freaky hands.

Ivy, I blush at your praise...but come back and see more! I love to see you...feel free to bring your Hexapus for a visit..heheheh

Jay, I'm happy to chew up J's shoes, I'll even bring Fanny with me...she likes to ruin the insole. Nice to see you bud.

M-the-V

Fu Fu said...

Max, you're so clever in biting then shaking. So did you break your mum's shoe?

~ fufu

Anonymous said...

Hi there Max The V! Just dropped by to view your Blog, pretty doggone good! My Ma, Jeannie, loves the video stuff. I can see now she will be getting me to put one on my Blog. There will be more stress, and lying down in darkened rooms for her I can just tell! Love the Pumpkins, and the Pie, yummmmmmmmmm! Grrrrrrrreat to meet you. Marvin The Scotsman Poet and Dog Blogger ;0)